#1 Not clean
When he’s dirty and/or stinky and he’s all over you. Ugh
#2 Hair pulling.
When they pull our hair making tears come out of the eyes because they think it’s se_xy. Please don’t do that!
When all of a sudden they span_k us so hard that all we want to do is turn around and whack them back painfully.
Men, take note: sticking objects into a lady IS NOT a good idea.
#5 Getting ‘creative’
When they want to try everything they’ve seen online and on their stash of por_n
#6 Using your teeth.
When you try to remove her underw_ear with your teeth. The cringe is real